SPO Like, Luz Hate: Opinions by a Lady and her Dog

abbijacobson: via Saralyn YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! PHEVER!!!!

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:53:19 -0500

abbijacobson:

via Saralyn

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! PHEVER!!!!

Don’t wake him. He fell asleep under that vagina on...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:43:18 -0500

Don’t wake him. He fell asleep under that vagina on purpose.

Hey guys? Did you know that you’re sitting under a vagina?...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:40:54 -0500

Hey guys? Did you know that you’re sitting under a vagina? Yep, that’s what you are smelling.

squeeslocum: Baby Poo! - made her costume from scratch due to...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:53:19 -0400

squeeslocum:

Baby Poo! - made her costume from scratch due to lack of poop choices on the market - cant wait to hear about this when she’s older!! (click image for more photos)

Amazing! Baby Poo is now tied for first with Siamese Twin for best costume ever.

Really? -Luz

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:01:19 -0400

Really? -Luz

Photo

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:59:00 -0400

For Halloween I am going as “Just a Head” or...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:35:52 -0400

For Halloween I am going as “Just a Head” or “Terrible Grimace.” I haven’t decided which yet. -Luz

I want this to exist. -SPO

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:04:52 -0400

I want this to exist. -SPO

ucbtourco: UCB Fiesta Video # 6 - Clown College (featuring Tim...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:10:28 -0400

ucbtourco:

UCB Fiesta Video # 6 - Clown College (featuring Tim Intravia)

Our final Fiesta video. If you don’t watch this, you don’t understand reality.

Fucking retarded. Love it. -SPO

Earlier tonight my Monday night 501 class had their final show....

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:37:00 -0400

Earlier tonight my Monday night 501 class had their final show. After I gave them notes like “The two dead lesbian souls were your chance to call back the fried eggs,” or “Do you remember what the Dick Elves were trying to pull out? A cat, you guys left the cat in the dick hole,” they gave me a parting gift. Ratchet & Clank’s “A Crack in Time.” Why they gave me a gift, I’m not sure, they paid a shit ton of money for me to make them jump around like fools. In the end, I truly appreciate it, and I am going to play it until my nut puppets* fall off.

*you had to be there

I saw this at my local Michael’s. I guess it is part of a...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:51:34 -0400

I saw this at my local Michael’s.

I guess it is part of a new product line. This one is called “Amusement Park Disaster.”

Buy one for your china cabinet!

Corey Brown Gives Kevin Hines A Score of "Awkward"

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:35:09 -0400

Corey Brown Gives Kevin Hines A Score of "Awkward" :

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

While minding my own business during a walk the other day, I saw...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:25:55 -0400

While minding my own business during a walk the other day, I saw a black cat taking a poopy in a hole that he dug. We both stared at each other as he continued to go poopy. But then I must have spooked him because suddenly mid poop he bolted under a mini-van, his back end bumped the bottom of the van causing a piece of poopy to fly up and stick to the vehicle. I continued walking, the cat came out of hiding, covered up his poopy and walked away. The owners of the van will probably never figure out how a tiny piece of poop got on their car. But in my heart, I will always know. -Luz

I did this all by myself. -Luz

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:37:28 -0400

I found a tunnel

I fell asleep here.

I did this all by myself. -Luz

Ghosts shouldn’t ride bikes in the middle of the day. This...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:54:30 -0400

Ghosts shouldn’t ride bikes in the middle of the day. This ghost is a DUMMY! -Luz

U2 is live streaming their Rose Bowl Concert on Youtube. Sunday...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:08:05 -0400

U2 is live streaming their Rose Bowl Concert on Youtube. Sunday 10/25 8:30 PT.

BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!

Finally, I got my act together. Maybe. FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:27:13 -0400

Finally, I got my act together.

Maybe.

FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!! UCBT

Keep on fuckin’ that lady!

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:09:48 -0400

Keep on fuckin’ that lady!

If my desk had a rear view mirror this is what I would see....

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:42:48 -0400

If my desk had a rear view mirror this is what I would see. Constantly. What a TAILgater. Get it? -SPO

Hey New York State Department of Transportation! I think you...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:26:13 -0400

Hey New York State Department of Transportation!

I think you paved over a pothole.

FAIL!