29th
I Have A Kissing Lesion
A Kissing Lesion sounds like something an AIDS patient gets, and I have one. I do not have AIDS though. The kissing lesion I have is a result of my knee cap and thigh bone smacking together really hard and fucking my cartilage up, I have no idea when this happened, but the doctor said it was a while ago. The past 5 or so years I would have little episodes that lasted a couple days where I couldn’t walk up the stairs. I just thought it was tendonitis, so I would ice it and then it got better. Well this last episode lasted over a month before I went to the doctor, and after an MRI I finally found out what it was. A Kissing Lesion! Hooray! 6 weeks of physical therapy and prescription strength Aleve should hopefully fix this bitch up.
Now I dare you to google image search ‘Kissing Lesion”
Because I did and I feel filthy.