January 2012
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This kid is going to do something with his life, either super positive or super negative.
Jan 23rd
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If you are a parent, or a human, you should read... →
dontcomplain: My wife and I had an exceptional experience at CHOP during her very difficult pregnancy.  I cannot imagine the same doctors who helped us so ably and compassionately being associated with the callousness this mother describes.  I can only hope that there is some answer that satisfies the instantaneous rage that a blog post like this elicits.   Can there be a logical explanation?...
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Rising online stars - Comedy - Time Out New York →
Have we talked about this? I pinch myself when I get to work with any of these ladies. Pinch Pinch Pinch! Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer - Broad City Elaine Carroll - Very Mary Kate Ann Carr - The Actress
Jan 12th
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Jim Santangeli is already 2012’s person of the year.
Jan 5th
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What if this was the only thing a child said from ages 5-17?
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December 2011
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I Have A Kissing Lesion
A Kissing Lesion sounds like something an AIDS patient gets, and I have one. I do not have AIDS though. The kissing lesion I have is a result of my knee cap and thigh bone smacking together really hard and fucking my cartilage up, I have no idea when this happened, but the doctor said it was a while ago. The past 5 or so years I would have little episodes that lasted a couple days where I...
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Dec 27th
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The CG SHOW WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE RESULTS
Congrats to Dru Johnston! He won the CG show Weight Loss Challenge. I came in second place, but I still won because in 9 weeks I lost 18lbs. and that was my goal.  After the show, Dru and I drank beer and ate bacon cheeseburgers. By the end we were both sweating and were reminded that our bodies were healthier and didn’t want the shit we were putting in our mouths.  So today I woke up,...
Dec 22nd
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Another Call for Extras
Tomorrow 12/20 10am McCarren Park. Episode of a Web Series Directed by Will Hines, written by Myself, Elaine Carroll and Rachael Mason. The extras are an important part of this shoot. I’d say your actually more like actors with no words and you’ll do something fun and weird, I also have no words, we are all equals in this!  We are looking for people who can carry someone smaller...
Dec 19th
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Seeking Extras for a Web Series starring ME.
Hello internet. I am shooting a few episodes of a webseries this Thursday and Friday. It is written by myself, Elaine Carroll & Rachel Mason. Will Hines is directing it and Brian Morrissey is our bad ass producer. Extras needed: Thursday 12/15, 10am - 1pm McCarren Park (brooklyn). You will do more than fill background in this. We need you to do something a little weird. The more the...
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jondaly: brettgelman: Make no mistake my man Milonakis (@andymilonakis) is a fucking genius and nobody better forget it!  This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile! Milonakis! Jesus as Jesus
Dec 9th
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